snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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nothinglikeyoulove:

This made me so happy

nothinglikeyoulove:

This made me so happy

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monicalewinsky1996:

Dascha Polanco poses in the press room at the iHeartRadio Music Festival Night 2 at the MGM Grand Resort and Casino on September 20, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

i might die

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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laugh-for-days:

nepetabread:

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE

I JUST HAD A SANDWICH

NO ORDINARY SANDWICH

A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYY

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Anyone else hear the guys voice in their head after reading the first line

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ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY

  • Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
  • Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
  • Zeus: toO LaTE

tea-and-tumblr:

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

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